| Recent research had shown that
there had been an unmistakable co-relation between my
hairline recession and the recession of the world
economy. Even more
recently, it has been observed that this co-relation has
broken down -- the recession of the world economy has
stopped.
My name is Usman Y. Mobin. The
"Y" stands for "Yousaf" and not for "Yahoo" if that is
what you were thinking. I am a very athletic person and
have a great interest in athletic activities such as
reading, writing, computer programming, and photography
:)
I was a full fledged computer programmer at the age of
eight, which also happens to be the age at which I first
started developing my photographs in a dark room. This
means that I have been programming for eighteen years
now.
I studied at MIT, where I worked
hard to get a bachelors degree in computer science and
engineering, a masters degree in electrical engineering
and computer science, and a pair of glasses. I also
spent a very insignificant amount of time at Harvard,
and acquired a significant attitude.
Although my education at MIT was
extremely rigorous, aggressive, and competitive, it had
a significant element of fun and enjoyment to it -- to
the extent that I don't even have a count of the number
of nights I worked without any sleep. Now, every night
when I go to sleep, I think of all those [poor] MIT
students who are deprived of sleep because they have to
spend the night discussing politics with their
neighbours.
Two skills are very important in
life: engineering, and story telling. To make sure I
learnt both, I studied all manner of things at MIT, from
palynology to probabilistic cryptography. I also learnt
to play golf and table tennis.
I am a thinking machine. I think.
Whether I like to think or not is a different story
altogether, but I think whenever I think I should. If I
stop thinking, I do not cease to be. [The existence of
George W. Bush is evidence to that.] If I cease to be, I
do stop thinking. "I am, therefore I think". Descartes
wasn't thinking hard enough when he said "I think,
therefore I am", at least that is what I think. It is
rare for me to think about the past... I mostly think
about the future... for there is no time to look back,
there is time only to look forward.
I am the Chief Technology Officer
at the Government of Pakistan's National Database and
Registration Authority (NADRA), which happens to be the
largest technology organization in the country with over
twelve thousand employees. In other words, you could
assume that we are somewhat over-staffed. You could also
assume that we have many achievements.
What I Like...
In Sport
My favourite sport is, perhaps,
Table Tennis. I was introduced to the sport by my friend
Eric Peterson in around 2000. Very soon, I became an
advanced beginner and started using Butterfly Bryce/Stiga
Chop and Drive/Nittaku Wonder Blade as my racket
combination. Recently, in 2005, I've made a transition
to Stiga Neos Sound/Stiga Neos Tacky/Nittaku KCZ as my
racket combination. My Carbon-Kevlar composite blade is
perhaps the fastest blade in the world and it takes a
lot of guts to play with it. However, I have tried to
compensate for this speed by using Neos Sound which is a
moderately fast rubber with a lower spin albeit better
control compromise. My strategy in table tennis --
"kill!"
I wonder what my favourite sport
would have been if Eric had not gone through the
patience of teaching me Table Tennis.
I am also very fond of Squash. I
was one of the players in the record-breaking one of the
fastest Squash games ever. The only thing I won't tell
you is that I lost that game 9-0.
In Music
I rarely listen to music.
However, I still have a list of my favourite music:
- Haydn, Symphony number 88 in
G, first movement (allegro, sonata form). Although
the introduction is a little too slow for my taste,
I like the last few seconds of the introduction
before the first thematic material comes in. The
exposition, development, recapitulation and the coda
all are great. The first thematic material is the
most memorable one. I particularly like the first
thematic material of the recapitualtion with the
flute counterpart and the tone colour interactions
of the entire movement.
- Mozart, Symphony number 40
in G minor, first movement (sonata form). I like the
way the bridge theme comes in subito-forte, first
during the exposition (to set the modulation of the
opening theme 'in place') and then later during the
recapitulation. I also like the forte and piano
dynamic interactions in the second thematic material
and the way the cadence theme of the exposition
works -- in forte, in downward scales, with repeated
cadences, in major mode. The most memorable parts of
the movement are the first thematic material in the
exposition and the bridge theme between the first
and second thematic materials in the recapitulation.
- Beethoven, Symphony number 5
in C minor, all four movements. The first fermata I
ever saw in scores was in the first movement of this
symphony. The rhythmic motive is unforgettable. The
main things which I like are: the way we arrive at a
well deserved C-major in the 4th movement after many
'out-of-place' efforts of modulation to the major
scale in earlier movements; the way the rhythmic
motive is the backbone of the entire piece; the use
of the oboe in the 1st sonata in allegro con brio
movement and other 'perfect' selections of tone
colour (also evident in the 2nd variations in
andante movement); the unconventional fugal part in
the third scherzo trio movement; the decisive 4th
sonata in allegro movement; and the bridge themes.
The bridge themes are the best (Beethoven keeps his
best music for the bridges - how interesting!).
- Bach, Brandenburg Concerto
number 5, first movement. My favourite Baroque
piece. The ritornello played bright and emphatic in
the beginning is great. The first live instrumental
performance I witnessed was of this piece.
In addition to these, my
favourite 20th century piece would definitely be
Stravinsky's rite of spring with its motoric rhythm and
an "emancipation of the dissonance." Also, I have found
John Cage's chance music to be an interesting concept.
Interestingly, I have not found the expressions
corresponding to "chance music" and "emancipation of the
dissonance" in other genres of art to be of substantial
interest, and that includes Pablo Picasso and James
Joyce, if you don't mind, please.
In Painting
My favourite paintings are:
- Cottages at Cordeville,
Auvers-sur-Oise, 1890, Vincent van Gogh
- The Midday Siesta,
1889-1890, Vincent van Gogh
- La Moulin de la Galette,
Pierre-Auguste Renoir
In Television, Film, and
Theatre
Actually, I do not watch the
television. Somehow, the TV is too slow for me... but I
like to watch films... but maybe I've seen so many of
them that due to a saturation effect, my liking for
films is also decaying (logarithmically) and there might
be a time when I would just stop watching them. Anyway,
my favourite films are
- 1942, Casablanca
- 1957, The Bridge on the
River Kwai
- 1959, Some Like It Hot
- 1964, My Fair Lady
- 1964, Dr. Strangelove or:
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- 1975, Monty Python and the
Holy Grail
- 1988, Die Hard
- 1995, Braveheart
- 1991, Terminator 2:
Judgement Day
- 1994, Forrest Gump
- 1999, The Matrix
- 1999, The Mummy
- 1999, The Phantom Menace
- 2003, Kill Bill: Vol. 1
- 2004, Spiderman 2
Although I am not a very big Star
Wars fan, I still made it a point to see the three new
films (1999, 2002, 2005) on release days. I saw the
Phantom Menace with Tarik Alatovic in the United States;
the Attack of the Clones with Faisal Khaliq in Belgium;
and the Revenge of the Sith with Ahmerin Hussain in the
United Kingdom.
On second thought, it appears
that the logarithmic decay has already started to
approximate closely with the asymptotic case and so my
interest in films stands in great jeopardy. [Whatever]
My favourite Broadway show is
"Wicked."
In Psychology
My primary interest in psychology
is in Managerial Psychology. I also have an interest in
Enneagram Type Indication, specifically in the work of
Riso and Hudson; in the work of Myers and Briggs on
Jungian personality classification; and in Keirsey's
temperament typology.
In Other Things
My favourite author is Dr. Philip
Greenspun because he really knows how to write in a very
informative and entertaining style.
My favourite magazines are
Technology Review and Fortune.
My favourite colour is green.
This is because green is the only colour that says to
me, "I am your favourite".
My favourite fruit is the
orange... because it is more closely spherical than the
apple or the mango. Also, the orange has a sweeter look.
Looks are sometimes more important than tastes. For we
look at everything we see but we don't taste everything
we see, or do we? If we did, then where is our
discipline? |